Transcript EP 44: Lake Michigan, Life, Mermaids, and Everything in Between with Maud Lavin

j: [00:00:00] Hey, welcome back to the Rabbit Hole of Research down here in the basement studio for another exciting episode. We are all crewed up. You have me Joe, we’ve got Nick.

You we’ve got Georgia.

And for this episode, which will be on H two, oh my god. Water life and everything in between. We have a special guest joining us, and as always, we have the guests introduce themselves.

That’s tradition now. So please.

Maud: Okay.

Hi,

I am Maud Lavin.

I’m a writer. I’ve written mainly

nonfiction

for decades. Books and

articles and so forth. This is my first novel,

mermaids and

lazy Activists

j: Great.

Maud: from Beyond Press.

nick: Very

nice.

j: That good.

Maud: Yeah.

And

I

got into this novel because I really love, Lake Michigan. I love Lake [00:01:00] Swimming. I

I’m concerned about

If

keeping the water clean ish. and

at

the same time I was tired of a lot of environmental.

Writing as being apocalyptic.

and

Do. And

I started thinking like you know what, if I write

something kind of goofy and funny and laugh out loud funny, and then Fit in some of the environmental information into it, and it could be actually a pleasure, a romp to read. And also I got the idea that of giving a certain amount of the proceeds to flow, which is a really great non-profit headquartered in Traverse City.

That’s a Great Lakes protectorate. They call themselves water advocates. They Just

su Do a lot of environmental

lawsuits. So that kind of freed me up to be even more goofy.

Yeah. because It’s

okay. That’s the serious part [00:02:00] will be the donation to flow.

And I can just really have fun with the humor.

j: Yeah. Awesome. Very cool.

So yeah, so usually I give some sort of definition and then I have lists. So

nick: Is it gonna be a liquid list?

j: It’s gonna be a very fluid list, so we’ll have that. No, yeah. So I just wanted to, just for grounding,

we all

know it and love it, but water, is a transparent, tasteless, odorless liquid that forms the basis of life on earth.

It’s composed of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, H2O, and is essential for all known forms of life. Water can exist in three states, solid state, ice, liquid, and gas water vapor. It is the main component of earth’s hydrosphere and the fluids of living organisms. And with that water pollution is a contamination of bodies of water, lakes, rivers, oceans, aquifers by substances that degrade water quality.[00:03:00]

And harm ecosystems or human health. And so in this episode wanted to plunge into the symbolic, speculative literary and scientific meaning of water with Maud here and brushy around her book that she just talked about getting into mermaids and lazy activists. And it’s a tale that doesn’t just tell a story as Maud alluding to it swims through climate anxiety, feminist resistance, and local ecology by way of an unlikely heroin a mermaid.

In short, we’re gonna be discussing what happens when literary imagination enters environmental discourse. And

nick: So

question Very good.

I haven’t read this book yet. I’m sorry.

j: I’m about halfway through. So that’s where I’m at with it. So I’ve read quite a bit.

nick: Does a mermaid come about because of.

pollution?

Maud: no. I was like,

there are,

She is one

of many freshwater mermaids

who live in the great Lakes, [00:04:00] Okay, cool. and

j: hundreds of years old.

They can live to two, 200 years, I think. Or so. And

Maud: Yeah. 100 in the book, so she’s like mid midlife.

j: No spoilers.

Maud: she Yeah,

georgia: no

Maud: brash, she is sexual.

she is a

wise ass. She’s not the like twinkly, little

Disney kind of mermaid, she’s competitive.

And the other main character whose human main character, whose name is Maud, also A Professor emerita at the school of the. Art Institute as I am.

And part of Chicago Lit scene. They meet at or near 57th Street, beach.

And even though Evelyn doesn’t, , truck much with humans except when she wants boy toys

She,

they start talking and they become friends and competitors too. And Evelyn through her [00:05:00] mermaid group is required to do some eco work because they have to work, they have to try to keep like Michigan fairly clean.

’cause they live there,

georgia: And

Maud: The human wants to too. ’cause she just loves it. She loves swimming in it

and yet they’re also both really lazy. They are the lazy activists

and they screw up a lot. Or they try something that’s too hard and,

That’s a lot of it.

And,

j: Yeah. And I think you, you hit it. ’cause when I was doing research and thinking about this topic, especially eco activism, the thing that kept going in my mind was the seventies, eighties be horror movies where nature , humans have done something poor. And I have a few examples.

Frogs food of the Gods, Ana, alligator, they all had these kingdom of the spiders. They had these

varying, usually humans

were going in somewhere, destroying the environment. And then nature would. Rise up and then take their [00:06:00] revenge and this kind of very fantastical and horrific way.

So having fun here, that’s a really interesting take. And how’d you get to that point? Like in, in the storytelling? Did you just in, in the use of mermaid, I think instead of maybe other mystical or mythical creatures.

Maud: Oh, I dunno, there’s

something about women and mermaids. I just have always liked mermaids and I’ve met some other people who write about,

Freshwater mermaids They’re also women.

And really don’t know. have had a

long

time interest in pleasure and activism. that The feeling like what motivates people to actually

make

change. And I feel like it’s, a desire.

Maud: Much more often than only anger and self-defense. Although these days, all of the above.

I,

georgia: Exactly.

Maud: Okay.

But it’s

a personal interest of

mine. [00:07:00] And

I’ll just confide and it’s in the book too, if you keep reading. I started out in art history and Weimar studies, 1920s Germany, and my first book

was on the Berlin Data artist

ish New York Times

notable book.

See, I

snuck that

in

j: Nice. Nice.

georgia: Very nice. So

thank

Maud: Thank you. Thank you.

Okay.

I love the Marxist philosopher

Aaron Block

and

He wrote a lot about these traces that people would,

Encounter in daily life that would. Either remind them of some pleasure or inspire a future vision of shared pleasure. And so I thought for me, water is like

that

I

remember swimming in

lakes in Ohio growing up.

I

Lake Michigan. How how unbelievable is it that Chicago runs right up to the shores and you could just walk over and jump in, or at least go waiting whenever you

want to.

nick: Do it [00:08:00] constantly.

Maud: That’s

fighting for,

You do it constantly?

nick: Oh

yeah. My daughter loves going.

georgia: so

Maud: We’re so lucky.

If I have to

Just sit through. I don’t want people lecturing

me. I wanna think

yeah, we gotta to

Preserve the

lake and even enhance

georgia: I think that’s so interesting about motivation and like what motivates people.

And I think humor is something you can really get a message across so much more with humor than anything.

Oh,

nick: a hundred percent.

If you can coat things in humor, people see

what is

the message, and then you’re like, oh, I’m laughing.

Oh, I’m learning,

oh,

georgia: I’m laughing at this, but oh boy, it’s pretty

serious. You start

nick: angry over this situation.

georgia: Yeah,

j: Yeah. Yeah.

georgia: I think of and actually, it’s not totally a comedy, but I think of Charlie Chaplin and the Great Dictator.

And obviously there’s some great scenes that are very humorous when the two dictators are trying [00:09:00] to.

Get their chairs higher than the other one.

The other one.

But, and I also think there’s this scene where I wanna say his name was Hinkle in the movie. And when he was playing with this big giant globe and he’s just doing these weird things, he’s bouncing it off and all of a sudden then it pops.

But what a what a message that was, yeah. Without saying anything, so I do think, I think that makes a lot of sense about getting some really important

messages out.

j: And it’s having,

Maud: go ahead.

Joe.

j: No. Go for it. Yep. No. You’re a guess. So you

can,

Maud: I’ll also say that the laziness part is important

too because they just really wanna have fun and

they

like to.

Have

coffee, go to the beach.

They’re in the poetry circuit,

right? They like to give, go to readings, give readings

j: Recipe poetry, right?

Maud: recipe, poetry. There’s some of that. And

there. Okay. And the thing is,

I thought about this [00:10:00] a lot actually, that they a lot of us, I think want to

desperately see change, contribute to making

change.

We Really

need that in this country, My God, but

It’s also

Can I also have fun with

my friends? Can I can do this part-time? Can I and for me, I am a lazy activist and I have

to

decide okay, I’m not

gonna do X, but I will, I think I

could do phone

banking starting this fall.

So I have to make these deals with myself because I

do still wanna have fun.

nick: Do you consider

that laziness, or is it just for your mental wellbeing?

Maud: Yeah. No,

It I think it’s healthy, but

say,

nick: I a hundred percent agree. It’s the amount of times I’m like, I should go do that,

j: right?

nick: But for my own sanity I’m not.

And

it’s Yeah. Yeah. It’s the the book is jaunty, so by embracing

Maud: The word [00:11:00] lazy

Is they’re bratty, the friendship

is a kind of bratty one, especially Evelyn.

And

the

mermaid of one. And

At one point

they’re thinking

of doing this project on the subway, and Evelyn’s no, if I’m gonna go below the surface, it’s gotta be underwater, where it’s beautiful.

I’m not hanging out on the subway. Like, they’re just They’re very self-indulgent.

And then they do

hit on some things

Putting clover borders around a farm so that to

hold back

some agricultural runoff,

which is one of the big problems. Salt runoff,

agricultural run runoff

septic tank runoff,

And so on.

They do

j: lawn care runoff. People don’t think about that.

Maud: Yes,

j: Yeah.

Maud: So they’re

not being like

superheroes.

j: They’re

Doing what they

do. Yep.

Maud: Regular

human

regular

mermaid

hanging out and

Doing something while also eating [00:12:00] blueberry muffins.

j: So other thing that I thought was interesting and as I mentioned, and I’m about halfway through, is this idea of environmental memory.

And what I mean by that is you can look at the lake and its sediment and tell its history even its history of pollution and things like that. You can go back and I have some fun facts in a list that I’ll talk about, but it is really, it’s neat because using the Evelyn Mermaid character who holds this historical knowledge, not only of the lake and the pollutants, but the cultures, I found out really the native cultures who were there that had the treaties. When the French and the British came in, and I thought that connection there that you made that jump. So I don’t know if you intentionally did that or was it just, you were thinking, oh this yeah.

Maud: Sure. That was intentional. And

I put, I put a bunch of my

friends in, the book as cameos, and Tim Mo Motor is this fantastic,

Poet, really one of my favorite poets [00:13:00] anywhere. And so he is in there. And then there’s

some fake illusion that like Evelyn might have messed around with his grandfather and,

j: yeah. That’s right.

Yes. And Tim is actually part of the bad river band of

Maud: lake

Superior Chippewa. And I played a little fast and free with Chippewa history review, Tim carefully reviewed it.

I

guess he’s the sensitivity reader, but,

It’s also that.

But then there, there are certain parts that are very carefully researched

And talk about the Bad River band and other tribes and First Nation people who are involved in trying to protect the Great Lakes. And That part is so is accurate. And then it’s, it, there’s some fantastical stuff too,

and how they didn’t like the French ’cause they

were

snobs and you know, they,

j: So

Yes.

Maud: I think

you could tell, I hope you can reading it

j: The part how they got their [00:14:00] names right because that was a play on this assimilation and they, we wanted to fit in or be accepted and you had this whole even the Maud character also that was, their part of their story and how they

got their name and why they were named, yeah,

Maud: Yeah, absolutely. And

she, ev Evelyn does take a break from wildly fooling around, and she gets a boyfriend, Malcolm a Merman, and like

Who’s

ever heard of mermaids named Evelyn and Malcolm?

It’s

Me?

georgia: So I guess I’m, I wasn’t super familiar with the lore of Freshwater mermaids.

Yeah.

So, you played on a lot of that kind of existing lore for

Maud: There’s not that much. Mo, most me mermaid stories are about the oceans,

georgia: okay.

Maud: Saltwater mermaids,

but just They’re just such

appealing

cryptids, there are some others. And There’s just a lot of, [00:15:00] there’s different.

Bigfoot

kind

of stories about the Great Lakes and they’re so huge.

and there’s

so

much of the shoreline is so wild that, why wouldn’t there

georgia: be? Exactly. exactly.

Maud: no, So I, I

didn’t, in fact, it wasn’t until I was really into the book that I thought oh, I better look what

else is out

there.

j: back and

Maud: There’s some wonderful stuff, but

It’s

actually

pretty

j: Yeah. Okay.

georgia: Yeah.

j: Yeah. Yeah. As I was gonna say, the in story, more recent memory, two kind of mermaid stories, and they’re both ocean mermaids. One was by Mira Grant or Seanan McGuire who writes as her horror fiction under Mira grant. Roiling in the Deep and drowning in a deep series.

And in that one, mermaids are a Apex. Creature of the ocean. And so they’re, they’ve now evolved to be the top, like humans on land. They are. And so [00:16:00] when folks go out to the ocean, they’re using whale sonar and all these kind of disruptive kind of tools. And then these me people attack and fight for their, their ocean or their body of their land I guess, or their water, I don’t know what you call it.

Yeah. their territory. There yes.

Maud: Yeah.

j: Namor does.

Yeah. So that’s,

that was one. And then the other one was the deep by rivers Solomon and this was a story that actually was started by William Hutson, Jonathan Snipes, and Daveed Diggs.

As Like a hip hop rap mythology.

The story is that during a transatlantic slave. Africans were two were tossed overboard. Some of them were pregnant and they actually gave birth in the ocean and they became a mer kind of culture in society. And the Deep by River Solomon was a novel adding to the lore and the myth of this story, the first of maybe many more novels people might write [00:17:00] of this kind of mermaid culture, mer culture.

Those are a

couple mermaid examples that I thought where they had this kind of either. Eco activist, bent to it or this kind of cultural assimilation, cultural reclaiming. And I thought that was interesting that you also, you had this tether in there.

That was really cool as I was reading it and you started getting that and I was like, I just thought about these other, the way that used the mermaid, besides a SA siren or, this pure horror or kind of just luring men to their death. That’s how they’re always used.

But this is using the lore and the myth,

Maud: friendlier and

it’s a cross

species

friendship. It’s also when

Evelyn prefers to be in the Water, but when

she comes on land

and changes into she’s not in any pain or anything.

They even

go,

Evelyn and Malcolm come with go with Mod to

an AWP Writers Conference. And there the thing [00:18:00] about the cross species friendship though, is that it’s also not that sweet.

There’s competition in it, and there’s a tendency on

both sides

to

Regard each

other as

pets.

especially, I

Maud: Especially the mermaids keep saying, things like stupid humans.

And,

Finding humans alternately

intermittent,

like either,

Annoying

or fun to play with.

Yeah. so There’s,

it’s a little, actually it’s a little sibling like, but the environmental,

Importance

of that

is,

A species coexistence and mutual thriving, but without a preaching this to it.

That it’s not, they’re, they have fights. They

give

each other hard times sometimes.

Yeah.

j: Yeah, No,

I think

it’s yeah, it’s good.

nick: Hell

Maud: They all like blueberry muffins.

j: who doesn’t like a

blueberry muffin?

nick: Is it the blueberries that they like? [00:19:00] Or is it like the whole

Maud: The whole thing.

Yeah,

nick: It’s always

a, it’s always one of those things. It’s oh, I just really love some blueberries.

j: I’m just gonna have those blueberries.

georgia: But that’s a little different than blueberry muffin,

j: and blueberry muffins. They’re cooked

and they’re All right. We’re,

georgia: anyway, I

j: going. So I was gonna, I was gonna ask too the kind of inner species relationships, because Evelyn has. Relations with humans on the shore of Lake Michigan at her occasion.

And then, and the question that went my head asked, especially as a biologist is are there any hybrid Chimeras that can come out of that? Are, did you think that through or is that in a book? I just haven’t gotten there yet. Don’t, if it is, don’t spoil it. But yeah, I

thought

about that.

Yeah.

Maud: it’s not, in the Book And I haven’t

really thought about it. I am writing

a sequel.

j: Okay.

Maud: let’s see.

I

don’t know if that,

will,

we’re gonna meet Evelyn’s aunt and we [00:20:00] also, meet, I dunno if you’ve gotten to this point in the book

we

do meet a little mermaids troop, which is four Hs, but they’re little

mermaids and they’re more

violent.

They’re violent, they’re very feral.

nick: Huh? What are four Hs?

georgia: You’ve

heard of? You’ve heard of the four H?

haven’t No.

Like

a group that that kids do lots of different outdoor activities and learn different skills. Camping, horseback riding, they very

Maud: farming,

j: environmental, right? Yeah.

Maud: I was in 4-H for years growing up.

They’re Rural all across the US or mainly rural and

tend to show

in county fairs and they’re great is totally great.

georgia: and I just love

Maud: in the Midwest. for A long time. You gotta learn

about four.

H. Four H is

Amazing.

georgia: I love the visual of four H mermaids. I just love that. Yeah, yeah. That’s such,

a great,

Maud: yeah. Okay. But

the hybrid kids. The hybrid

j: Yes.

Maud: [00:21:00] That’s a

good idea.

’cause

j: you have the, because they have, because they can still have legs. There’s all, there’s also, how many Big Macs would it take to,

I was gonna, the calories of transforming. Yeah.

georgia: I haven’t read it myself. I’m curious about the transformation. Is that written about very much in the book, or does that just,

j: I’m out, like I said, where I’m at, but it feels like there’s, as we say here, a lot of hand waving on the mermaid to human walking transition.

That’s yeah,

Maud: it, the most important thing to me was

that she does not.

she

and Malcolm too. They don’t suffer.

j: Right,

Maud: And They do

whatever they want and as long as they want. So there’s no kind of punishment or anything like that. So they’re just they’re stronger than humans too, so they try to pass as humans.

But like they’re taking the train down to AWP in Kansas City and that it’s too hot and they can’t open the window. So Malcolm just [00:22:00] pushes one of the windows out,

That this whole thing, like They find, human rules tiresome. Wait, I want to think of, oh, I wanted to say something about the

hybrid.

So

I know some of the activist things that I wanna deal with in this. The second book are one of them is citizen lobbying. So we’re gonna make a trip to Lansing and. Go through around the Capitol and try,

make sure that

part’s authentic. And another is Michigan is rare estate that does not have uniform septic requirements.

Okay. I have to deal with that. but I can tell you that Bob and Evelyn are gonna try to get involved with that, and then they’re just gonna be like, Ew, this is too gross. I hate this. they’re gonna go up and do something. else.

j: you totally can see it.

Maud: I have those two things that I really wanna get information about in the book, so that they’re both they’re a little boring important but boring. So then I [00:23:00] want the fantasy part to be even more fantastical. So maybe in the little mermaids group, maybe we’ll have some people who are hybrid and, you

georgia: I like that.

Maud: that, Thank you for

that

idea.

j: they have that.

Yeah, no,

It is there. I was just, in my head, I was just thinking about it and also to some of the science in there, how that work. And it feels like there’s some long history. And I think the nick had asked like how the origin of the mermaids, like how did they actually come about?

Was it, were they a aquatic species that then, had the capability to come on land

nick: also, do they have gills? How are they

Maud: They have, lungs.

j: they have lungs.

Maud: They have really big lungs that comes that’s towards the end of,

Towards the end of the book. There’s a whole I, in, in, real life, I have fairly severe asthma.

I’m trying to get the group and also my partner Bruce. Is in the [00:24:00] book involved in like fighting particulate pollution. and I’m bringing Some of the asthma measuring things to the beach and we’re all doing it, and evelyn is just exploding the instruments. have this incredible lung power and they also have built these rooms

like under,

underneath the

cribs.

j: right. Yep.

rooms or whatever.

Maud: We

suspect that there are other rooms and stuff too, but they don’t have, gills, they have lungs they need to have lungs. because I need to talk some about air pollution,

too.

georgia: I got,

you.

Maud: Which is not distinct from water pollution.

j: And are they’re

mammals then. That’s what we’re or are they? Are they mammals? And so like a whale or dolphin whale. Yeah.

Turtles are not mammals.

I was like, come

on man.

nick: you’re telling me a turtle isn’t a mammal? No, like they, they live on both land and

j: they’re amphibious.

Yeah,

nick: sure.

j: Yep.

nick: That’s what you want to label it as?

georgia: there are some amphibious mammals.

j: ooh, that’s a good [00:25:00] question. Like penguins, they go into the water, they dive, they don’t

nick: in the water.

j: they don’t, they live on land, but they can go either

way. Yeah.

georgia: a while underwater.

j: I think most of the,

georgia: I was gonna say is the biology of having lungs and being in water. How does that work? Is that not

j: No, I mean, whales, dolphins like

I think

they’re, yeah, no they have lungs and things. I think the thing you have to control is buoyancy. Because if you’re filled up with air, then you’ll rise up.

So you have to, control that and have mechanisms. And if you’re di diving deep, so we’re talking, those are ocean, depth fairing mammals. And so they dive, whales dive to great depths, so they have to have the, fat layer to keep warm insulate.

But yeah, they can submerge for hours. I mean it’s, for quite some time. Yeah. So you do have

Maud: That’s, that’s the,

j: The

Maud: world making with the mermaids. all came from either things that were funny

and or sexy or things that I [00:26:00] needed, like I had certain environmental things that I wanted to talk about.

So therefore, yeah, I needed them. with lungs.

j: yeah. Sea otters and seals and sea lions are

all. Also they’re amphibious. They go both. They live on land, but they actually function better

in terms of swimming and their motions are more fluid in water than on land.

And they’re at that point because their weight is still manageable. Because if you like a whale, when a whale beat is beached, essentially it’s hours before it’s just gonna die, like almost crush under its own weight. And so trying to get it back out into the water is an effort.

So that’s yeah. The other

Maud: the other thing I was playing with is they’re really strong, the mermaids and the mer people and they swim.

Like

at,

they take these group swims where they can go all the way up.

Lake Michigan and then through little bit of Lake Huron and into Lake [00:27:00] Superior. And that’s, that is just pure joy. As a swimmer, like I, I can’t do that. But I can imagine like a stronger version of all of us, doing that And just having a blast, and they have to go in groups though. ’cause that’s a big swim even for them.

j: Yeah. That part, yeah. Where they went up. And then also some of the pollution effects of eating where They

Maud: Yeah. They have to watch

what they didn’t use to.

they didn’t use

j: Yep. The modified liver. So you have a little bit of some of the science in there. So they have these modified livers to deal with the pollution. So probably

over time that evolved greater capacity for, cleaning.

nick: Now how are they dealing with the

microplastics?

Maud: Yeah.

they

don’t, they do have big,

they do

have big, livers. They

just, we’re,

We all have that.

That’s,

I was careful about the science in it. And [00:28:00] Dr. Mika Toska, is a friend and she was my science reader.

j: Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Maud: She went through everything and, it was fun. Double checked it and we talked about it. and she used to work, for nasa.

j: Oh, Yeah, no, it, like I said just reading it though, there’s some little science tidbits in there that you go but then my brain just keeps going. I want more. I’m a sci-fi spec, speculative author, writer, and I do science, so I’m like, oh, how would this work?

Maud: Yeah,

I might have a little bit more

mermaid world

building in the second one again, mainly so I can compensate for like discussions. of Septic. tank policy.

j: That’s gonna be fun.

georgia: You poop

j: jokes in there I see. Makes in up.

Maud: choice do I have.

nick: Oh no, your arm twisted on that one.

j: Yeah,

yeah. There

it is. Yes.[00:29:00]

georgia: And

the of the Great Lakes.

Do

you know how

j: Yeah. I actually have, I, I have Lake Michigan’s depth because that’s what I knew we were be talking about, so that’s the only one I prepared on. The deepest point is 923 feet, so about as deep as a 70 story building.

nick: Oh

j: Oh, damn. Oh

georgia: Wow.

Wow. It’s

j: to

nick: that deep.

j: yeah. To MOD’s point, the surface area is about 22,400 square miles. So it’s about, it’s larger than the entire country of Croatia. So it’s a large body of water. And that’s Lake Michigan.

Lake Superior is bigger. It’s a lar it’s the larger of the Great Lake. So Yeah.

Maud: I love the expression inland Ocean. I really love that because

georgia: Oh yeah. That’s good.

Maud: What they are.

j: Yeah.

Maud: Yeah. Superior is

so

gorgeous too. No.

j: It

Maud: Offense Michigan, Yeah, it is.

Oh my

God. my God.

nick: Lake Mission’s, lake Michigan’s gonna get really upset by that state. I know. Yeah. That’s right’s it’s be

like,

Hey, next

week [00:30:00] Lake

j: Michigan,

georgia: the Mermaid

j: is the only

georgia: is gonna come over,

j: only Great Lake that is entirely in the us.

Maud: Yeah.

j: It’s us’ Great Lake. All the other one shares a border with Canada. So yeah. Lake Erie, lake Hu. Lake Superior Lake, Ontario.

Michigan. You can’t take Michigan? No. No matter how pretty superior is Lake Michigan is ours.

georgia: Oh, that’s interesting.

Yeah.

j: I didn’t even Yeah. So we got nobody but ourselves to blame for the contamination also, I guess that’s something.

level.

Maud: They’re

They’re all connected.

j: they are all interconnected. Yeah. Yeah. And like Michigan probably at some point was as bad as Lake Erie. So Lake Erie, like spontaneously com busted. It just caught

It was, Good. Yeah.

No. Yeah. Go for it. Yep.

Maud: Lake area is the most shallow.

j: Yeah. Yeah.

Maud: So it’s the most

Susceptible to,

j: to, pollution.

Yep.

Maud: But it’s improved a lot.

So I grew up in [00:31:00] Canton, Ohio which is about an hour and a half

to two.

South of Lake And It used to be really gross and then it improved a lot. And now of course, since we have that incredible environmentalist,

Running

the country

we’re all little worried

about what, what’s gonna happen with Great Lakes.

j: and I went to my college at Penn State Barron, which is in Erie. So we used to go, I remember friends that were from Erie, go, let’s go to the lake and wade in and do this. I’m like, I’m not getting in that lake. I’ve seen the videos of this lake that was just totally polluted.

But yeah they had they put in a great deal of money, time and effort to remediate that lake and at least have it where you can enjoy it as a natural resource again, instead of just being a, a kind of a, a dumping ground for in industrial waste and pollution.

nick: And bodies,

Maud: and as

because you all know, the

Great Lakes.

provide,

one 10th of the

[00:32:00] US

Are drinking water,

one half of Canada’s drinking water.

Great Whole, so we are we humans are in north America, are highly dependent on the Great Lakes. So we have a lot at stake.

j: Yeah. And they, they have overall about 21% of the world’s fresh water

in a great lake.

So on this water so much and we’re just like, you know what? Yeah. Yeah.

nick: Nah, let’s not take care of it. The

j: The funny thing

nick: don’t drink water.

j: Water. Is

Maud: we are, we, are

j: Good. Yeah. I

was

Maud: we trying?

j: I

was gonna

Maud: Go ahead.

j: The funny thing about it is that where. Mostly water ourselves and we have this resource and you go to talk to people about taking care of our watersheds and things like that.

It’s oh no, I don’t have time for that. And not even at a lazy level, it’s just I can’t be bothered with this thing that is sustaining us and is our kind of is

Without it, put in the back. of the book, there’s actually a lot of Good Great Lakes [00:33:00] nonprofits, so

Maud: I List as many as I could and their websites. and I had some people who are Non lazy activists double check. that

j: Good.

Yeah.

Maud: for me.

And

actually

the politics of those who love the lakes and want to preserve

them or even improve them are really interesting to me because it’s of course a coalition, like a lot of, causes are. And, you gotta include fishermen.

It’s a big there, there’s a, lot of recreational stuff that happens on the lakes

and that people absolutely swear by. So it’s

not an extra, it’s, not oh yeah.

And then occasionally I’ll go fishing. It’s like some people, a lot of people, it’s just huge.

Really huge. When there have

been some

spills and, catastrophes on various rivers that, that feed into some of the Great Lakes, there’s been a huge outcry. and you have environmentalists, you have the [00:34:00] recreational people you have, invasive species in various

groups, Trying To restock different lakes. So it’s pretty interesting. I think that, and when I was able. To do a book gig in Traverse City which is so much about the lake. And I loved it because

people were laughing.

A lot at my jokes, That’s always a good

feeling.

but it is, it’s really, the lake is a way of life,

georgia: Right.

Maud: We can, one, we have to feel lackadaisical sometimes. But I think there’s a lot of people who feel very passionately about the Great Lakes.

georgia: Right?

And

I think of the woman and her name was actually Alice and I, but Diane of the Dunes, we,

nick: I think we’ve touched on that

haven’t we?

georgia: I think we did a

j: in a Lighthouse

georgia: the Lighthouse but, that more about the Light Keeper, but I think we mentioned Okay.

Okay.

Diana, of the Dunes. But I just I, I have read books about her and [00:35:00] now it’s been a while, so I’m

going out on a limb here, but she was really, she was a student at, this was like turn of the century, but she was a student at University of Mm-hmm. And just being a woman, I think she studied math, I can’t remember. And, but she just decided I don’t want anything to do with that anymore. I don’t want anything to do with civilization anymore. And she just went and lived right next, in the dunes by the lake. But the thing that got her to come out of kind of her isolation was she came out to speak about different environmental issues about the lake.

And so I just, I think that, yeah, I really just the power of the lake and the passion.

j: When you, yeah I, I think as Maude was saying, when you go to the lake and you see it and you’re a little bit. Awestruck. It’s like going to see the Grand Canyon.

[00:36:00] Like when you look out, it’s just, you’re like, wow. That’s just, that is an impressive thing. And I remember when we first moved to Chicago, we were living in Hyde Park and I walked, I was like, I’m gonna go run, walked down, and then explore a little bit. And so I just went down and I’m walking and it was the first time I did it.

You get to feel like, wow, this is so cool. And you walk along the shore and you make that turn and then you see the city of Chicago downtown jetting out into the lake. And it was just, I felt that scene and planted the YAPS when Charleston Heston falls his knees. And, but I went, it was the opposite feeling.

It was like, oh, this is it’s this is so amazing right

now. It was like,

Maud: right? It’s. yeah, When people come visit, I was like, we gotta go do that. ’cause it’s so cool this you you build it up, like we turn this corner. It’s like you just, you have this surge of just all you’re like, oh, this is look at this, look at what they’ve done.

A deaf city and it’s so beautiful on the lake also, Do you go to 57th Street Beach?

j: Yeah, I think that’s where we Yeah. ’cause we lived

Maud: where it [00:37:00] was? Yeah. That’s my favorite beach.

love, the view we just see.

j: Yeah.

Called

Maud: Chicago the ary

georgia: The itself. The beach itself has this long sandy

Maud: shore,

so you can just even I think I started waiting this year in April.

Like the water’s really cold, but you can just weigh it out on the sandy, sho on

the sandy,

Stretch. And and then when the summer, when it warms up like now or soon,

There’s a lot of families that go there, a lot of little kids. In the san the sandy part ’cause it’s really shallow, far out.

And then you

can

go beyond that and have a good swim. It’s

amazing. It’s really

amazing.

j: It is really cool.

georgia: And also going in the winter time. And Like when it’s obviously not in the

Water, but just

seeing the ice in the, during the winter.

Oh, it’s it’s just like really

amazing.

nick: I don’t know. why

[00:38:00] sand and snow just don’t seem to mix

georgia: Just

j: They go together water

georgia: though. and

Maud: still go

gorgeous. And I

think that the lake is a place

of

hope

too. It’s

j: It’s

Maud: Very

sensual

and Yeah,

maybe mermaid still

live

j: Maybe

they do. And I was, some of the things just looking up during research this episode, but I learned that the Lake Michigan has underwater dunes and fossil beds, so it has these massive sand dunes and even ancient coral from a time when Mic, the Midwest was a tropical sea, and there’s actually petrified forest down there submerged underwater. Yeah. So there is this kind of almost, submerged other world. There’s

a mystery.

Maud: there’s a mystery to

j: I I don’t have pictures.

nick: No, like that we can

j: Oh, I’m sure you probably can find something. Yeah. People probably have

dove down.

nick: in the

the show

j: notes. Yes, you’re,

georgia: said that. for a while.

nick: I know, right? I felt like I had to.

j: the

[00:39:00] other thing

Is a shipwreck alley.

Like I also didn’t realize there’s over 1500 known shipwrecks are in Lake Michigan, and a lot of ’em are preserved because of the cold and water’s fresh. So you don’t have the kind of corrosive power of the salt as

you would in the ocean. So it’s there and there’s even a underwater preserve called the Manitou passage underwater preserve.

Wow. Yeah.

So it’s these cool facts I didn’t realize

about Lake Michigan, so Yeah. That’s

that’s so

georgia: awesome.

j: that’s some stuff, and even you probably can throw that into your novel, some of these

tidbits, these that’s right?

Maud: Each. Each gig I do, I get more people like

sharing their pet Things about, Or you’re a scientist. So

it’s your professional

Thing.

j: Yeah.

One of the, one of the interesting things, and this was way back, ’cause I, as I said when I was at Penn State Baron there was researchers there studying mussels. And mussels is an invasive species that, that is found in the Great Lakes and just taken over. And it was [00:40:00] interesting because they’re a nuisance in a number of ways, but one way is that they actually filtered a water in the lake, and they’re so efficient at it that the water is becoming unnaturally clear, which then disrupts nutrient cycles and food web.

So like lake trout and white fish, they’re becoming, they’re hard to compete,

because it’s like

Maud: they’re depriving Trisha food, but yeah. they are. It’s Beautifully.

clear.

j: yeah.

Maud: Also, just for laughs I have Evelyn, she can, she says at one point that

she’s got such

beautiful

skin because.

She uses like a ground up muscle shells as

j: Yeah.

Maud: of laughs and

Readings.

Yeah.

j: That’s So yeah,

it’s one of those interesting things. And the other thing is, as you can smell, lake Michigan in the summer months, there’s these cyanobacterial blooms in the warmer shallows and they produce a toxin called micro cysteines and they have a strong [00:41:00] odor. And so as you get these blooms, then you get this kind of smell off of the lake, and that’s what you’re probably smelling these cyanobacterial blooms.

People will say algal blooms, but they’re not algae. Algae is different than cyanobacteria. So just

wanted to clean Yeah, so yeah, algae is a eukaryotes. So it’s more closely related to plants. Terrestrial plants. They’re aquatic

Maud: okay. This

is good to know.

I think I did have the term

algae blooms in

there.

j: People say that all the time, but they’re usually blue green. It’s a historical misnaming, so people go blue green algae, but really that’s blue green cyanobacteria, which are photosynthetic bacteria, and they’re not directly related to algae. So it’s one of these it’s, it probably people aren’t gonna mark you wrong but they’ll know, they’ll be like, oh, that’s wrong.

georgia: Only

sur ’cause it’s,

Maud: well

For book number two because I

know bacterial will be in that

j: Yeah, There. So yeah. so that’s just

One of those things where people always go blue green algae, and it’s oh, it’s not algae. I know it’s, [00:42:00] people call it that, but it’s not technically. Yeah. So it’s just naming thing.

But yeah.

I

think we talked about that in the plant episode. I think

nick: so.

j: Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

nick: like, know this information. I

j: know there it is. why

the rabbit holes all connect. That’s what we always say, so

georgia: I know this? Yeah.

nick: I have no need for this information.

Maud: I

do though.

I have, need for it.

j: yes.

nick: There you

you go.

You

go back to our plant episode. I feel like that one we covered I feel like we covered aquatic life in

j: We did, we talked about some aquatic plants. Yeah. Yeah.

Maud: I just do wanna put in a plug for Michigan State. I wanna put in a plug for Michigan State because I did do some interviews, there’s a lot of great environmental stuff coming out of Michigan State and also the different, the agricultural people who work for the state of Michigan, some of which come from Ms MSU. and I was able to interview a couple people

and. That was really fascinating. So there’s a lot of a [00:43:00] farm service thrust to a lot of the work and also a public facing commitment, if you want, you can get your arm talked off about different invasive species that interfere with blueberry crops and so forth.

So that was, there, there really is like the most wonderful unofficial coalition.

People

people who say specifically love Lake Michigan and our, and work or work and play and Lake Michigan. Oh, one other thing about that too is that the Michigan coast of Lake Michigan is just full of

beaches. So we, all of us technically own. At least part of Lake Michigan. Everyone who lives on or in the watershed, like we, it’s part, it’s ours,

right?

Our country is plural or whatever. But the other feeling of a kind of healthy [00:44:00] feeling of ownership is that a lot of people just grew up, just going to the beach.

Like we talked about it in Chicago, but also all the way up. All

the

way.

up, It’s just incredible how embedded it is in so many people’s growing up, there, sense of self, it is really nice. So in a way it isn’t it isn’t something to be preached about. It is something to just be tapped

in. people

who already have pleasure relationship. to

j: Leverage that to, to get people thinking about it

and Yeah.

Caring a little bit. Yeah. That’s, I don’t, I think people don’t realize sometimes they need to care about something or have to put effort like that into it. Or just even like you said, just reading or thinking about that, that this is happening outta sight out of mind

a level of, awareness.

georgia: Yeah. yeah.

Maud: Yeah,

j: Yeah,

Maud: We are very lucky.

to

live on the lake.

j: Definitely.

That was really cool. And

Maud: And I have to

[00:45:00] say personally too, it’s a point in history. I’m trying to

keep names out of this, but I wouldn’t say

it’s an entirely lucky moment in US

history.

not

for me.

georgia: Yeah. That would definitely not be the word to use.

Maud: The

land.

itself and the lakes and the water and Great Lakes, they do our sort of reminder. of Like how lucky we are,

georgia: right? And then And the national parks.

nick: Absolutely.

The National

georgia: the National parks and the park Rangers.

and,

the I’m

just saying there’s so many,

Maud: that’s Right, Not selling off public lands. yep. Okay.

georgia: Yeah.

Maud: You cannot tell all of us in the Midwest that’s a good idea.

and there it did get political. But what are we gonna do?

That’s our

life.

georgia: Yeah. That’s yeah.

j: Yeah.

So yeah, we’ll have, I guess authors and Have

to do, and maybe we’ll see another generation of Bee horror movies come outta it.

nick: The one movie that keeps coming to mind for me is [00:46:00] Idiocracy by Mike Judd. Because what they were using a Gatorade like drink to

georgia: I don’t I

j: don’t think, I’ve seen that damn me either. What?

georgia: South Park person? No no.

nick: of the Hill.

georgia: Oh, king of the Hill. Yeah, yeah, I haven’t seen that.

Oh,

nick: you should? A hundred percent.

Okay.

Yeah.

They were using a Gatorade like drink to water, the plants and everything. They’re like electrolytes. It’s what plants need.

georgia: Oh, geez.

nick: Yeah. There it

georgia: Oh, wow.

nick: this is,

j: This is, we don’t need that water.

nick: that’s essentially what they were thinking. What are you stupid that goes in the toilet? And it’s what? Yeah. A hundred percent recommend that film, especially in these days.

It, it’s a little too close to home.

j: Yeah.

georgia: I don’t,

j: All right. Let’s we can start the wrap up. Yeah. Do you got any, so you have a few more plugs you wanna throw in there? We’ll get these in the show notes also.

Maud: Yeah. I just wanna say this

was really fun.

really, yeah.

really enjoyed it So much. Thank you again. In

[00:47:00] terms of October events with the book.

Yeah.

We’ll be at Seminary co-op,

Talking about the book. And That’s the end of October.

The

date

is

j: I’ll put it in the show notes. You can just, we can get

Maud: Okay. Okay. The end of October, be at seminary co-op talking about mermaids and LA lazy, activists. And my discussant will be Zach Cahill.

Who’s wonderful artist and writer and friend. Zach is in there too.

Evelyn

is

trying to get him involved in money That’s right. Oh, yeah. Yes. I was like, I know that.

j: Yeah.

No, that’s right. Yes. Wedding

band that she’s stolen, I guess that was,

Hey

Maud: Yes. I wanna say

that all my friends who are

in there. in Little cameos. Yeah. I did get their permission for their

j: Yeah.

georgia: That’s

Maud: Zach is still

speaking to me. And yeah,

We’re gonna be

at seminary and have some fun with

it

And

And listen.

to [00:48:00] people

Also talk about what the lake means to them. and

j: Yeah,

Maud: uh, Environmentalism, not just with the, we’re all gonna die.

j: Yeah. Or the post-apocalyptic, like we, we did not heed the warning of, ah, Maud and the lazy activist.

And now you have to engage in, do

nick: you think Eve would survive in a post-apocalyptic world?

Eve. Evelyn. Jesus.

Maud: that’s

okay. The whole point is that

it’s a

A moment,

j: You’ve elevated

nick: her

to Eve.

now. it’s like

Maud: there they’re not.

That’s why she’s required to do eco work,

by her mermaid.

Maud: Yeah. So she can either do eco work or something like a lot or different versions of it. But this eco diplomacy is to make sure that it’s not an apocalypse. Yeah. So they’re not having any of that. They’re not helpless or helpless, but they are lazy, enjoy being [00:49:00] lazy.

j: Aren’t we All I was gonna say to

The point of water and how important it’s to us humans the novel Sea of Rust by Cargill and that’s it.

It’s a robot apocalypse

so

there, there’s a war between sentient machines and humans. And not to spoil it. ’cause like the first paragraph of the book. The robots find the last human and kill ’em.

And

the whole thing. You go,

Every movie,

Terminator humans put up a good fight, the Matrix, and it’s all us.

But in this book, what he said was, the robot says let’s poison all the water sources. And we don’t need you just go, all the humans if you can’t drink water,

they’re going to die.

So it was like this total strategy that, oh, the machine just said, this is what’s important to humans, so why fight ’em?

Why use nuclear weapons and all No, this, that they have to drink. So it was it

Maud: this is the opposite of

that.

j: right?

That’s

right. That’s what I’m saying. yes.

Maud: it’s

also not self righteous.

It’s Not self righteous. ’cause these [00:50:00] activists are like, they’re

fuckups, they’re funny,

they’re

just

j: yeah.

Maud: Playful.

and then they do what they have to do.

j: Yeah. That’s just how important water is that, when the machines become sentient, they. They go, you

know what? It’s but

It’s hard for humans to figure it out right now. Oh, let’s just dump all this crap in there. We don’t need that water. Who needs fresh water? We’ll just get Gatorade.

Gatorade

Maud: I’ll say specifically

for

what I’m imagining is your audience. So this is, this book is from Beyond Press in Hyde Park. Mike Phillips is the EIC, and they do mainly horror and

fantasy. Books, some books that are about Chicago.

And I wanna say for your listeners if they’re doing fantasy Mike is great to work with.

j: Yes.

Maud: press to work with, and I,

Like I said at the beginning of our talk, I have been around the block, right? I have this [00:51:00] is my eighth book. So I know I, when I say that, an editor and a publisher, it’s good to work with. I really mean it.

that’s a plug too.

j: Yeah, no, definitely. And I’m in, I have a story in the, that red line

Maud: Oh, the the I’m gonna get

that one.

j: yeah, so

Maud: Oh, wonderful.

j: working

with Mike and we, since I’m on campus, we met up and did some promo things, so No I’m excited about that. It was a fun, it was a fun kind of

aside from

getting stuff back to my agent but yeah. No, not about me. It’s about Maud so Yeah.

georgia: that’s

so cool.

j: myself.

Maud: we’re press

j: are, yeah I agree. Like working with Mike was really awesome and a lot of cool stuff, especially the fantasy and horror. So this was different. So when I started reading it, it’s a good, it’s a good read. I’m enjoying it. It, like you said, it’s very chaunty, very conversational, so it just flows and.

Yeah, The characters

are likable

in their perky

way, so

I’m looking forward to reading. Yeah. Yeah. So

yeah,

we’ll

have the links to the book on there and you can go see a [00:52:00] discussion at the seminary bookstore. We’ll have that link. Great bookstore, I dunno what time it is, but Plain Air right next to it. Great coffee shop so you can make a whole little evening out of it and

So yeah.

Cool.

Yeah, it was. so much for

Definitely. This was

a

great

Maud: Oh, thanks for inviting me. I just,

had a great time.

j: Yeah. Perfect. Nice. Alright, with that, you got me Joe here.

nick: you got

j: You got Nick. We got Nick

georgia: In

j: We’ve got Georgia and

nick: went down some watery

j: Watery

holes,

georgia: Fresh water

j: holes. Stay activated out there.

georgia: Ice

j: Stay safe. Love you.

Transcript EP: 43: Animal Swarms with Josh Fisher


In this episode, researcher Josh Fisher joins the Rabbit Hole of Research to explore the eerie, fascinating world of animal swarms—from locust plagues and angry crows to science, folklore, and cinema.

In this episode of Rabbit Hole of Research, we’re joined by researcher Josh Fisher to explore the captivating, creepy, and sometimes comical world of animal swarms. From biblical plagues and Hitchcock’s The Birds to surprisingly vindictive crows, we dive deep into the science, psychology, and symbolism behind swarming behavior. We look at how swarms have appeared across history, religion, fiction, and film, uncovering the patterns that unite everything from buzzing bees to coordinated chaos in horror cinema. It’s a mix of science, storytelling, and a touch of speculation, all flying at you in this episode’s swirling dive into the natural world.

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Joe: [00:00:00] Hey, welcome back to the Rabbit Hole of Research down here in the

basement studio for another fun, exciting episode. You just have me, Joe. We’ve got

Nick over here. Georgia is taking the night off.

she

Nick: doing tonight?

Joe: I don’t know. And I’m

Nick: Do are we, wait, are we allowed to talk about what she’s currently doing or

is she gonna be, I feel like if I do, she’s gonna throw something at me.

Joe: maybe she’s watching Twilight Zone to catch up on some of those episodes.

So she

Nick: has her timely references. Yeah,

Joe: timely references, that’s right. For the mini episodes. She is always, she’ll be

back on the mini episode. Tell us what we did wrong and what we did right?

Nick: Hey Joe, I think we have a guest

Joe: We do have a guest. We’re talking animal swarms. I wanna say shwarma,

every time I say like animal

swarm.

Nick: Yeah. We’re all going for animal

Joe: we’re gonna get some, we’re gonna get some chicken shawarma. We should

be, we should have like chicken shawarma sandwiches or

3something

Nick: that was invented [00:01:00] in Marvel Avengers. That was the first time any-

one’s ever heard of

Joe: the first time anyone’s heard of it. Okay. There you go. You heard it here

on a rabbit hole of research. A hundred percent hand

Josh: I don’t know. know about Sharma, but I’m here to talk about animal swarms.

My name’s Josh. Thank you for having me on. I actually am a coworker of Joe’s, but in

past life I worked for a wildlife control company for about five to five or so years. I was

working in the field for a while and then worked in the office got a lot of fun experi-

ence working with animals.

Not so many swarms in that job,

Joe: but,

Nick: I mean, that

Josh: animals have always been an interest of.

Joe: Yeah.

Luckily you didn’t have a lot of swarms because they’re pretty

Nick: never. Great.

Joe: No.

I do have my definition to get started and a list.

Oh, you have a definition

Definition. I got definition list. Yeah, it’s it’s not an episode if I don’t two dot I think

it’s you know,

I

Nick: thought that was a new thing to this episode.

Joe: No, it’s not.

Nick: Oh, man.

4Joe: So I just wanted to give a general [00:02:00] definition and Josh correct me,

tell me if I’m wrong or whatever it’s happened before with guests. Animal swarm is, I

keep saying it’s swarm. I swarm. It’s like funny. An animal. Animal

Josh: You’re hungry, Joe.

Joe: is a large organized group of animals that move or act collectively.

Often in response to environmental clues, survival strategies or social behaviors.

Swarming typically involves self-organizing patterns where individuals follow simple

local rules that lead to complex group dynamics without centralized control.

Josh: That sounds about right to me. You know, the biggest thing that stands out

about swarm behavior to me is that it’s almost like an emergent phenomenon. You

know, it’s not just a large group of individuals acting chaotically you know, humans are

a very social, gregarious species, but we don’t really have swarm behavior in most cas-

es.

That might be something we could bring up later on, but, you know, groups

[00:03:00] of people normally act somewhat randomly and chaotically with respect to

each other, whereas. When we’re talking about animals exhibiting like a swarming be-

havior they are responding to the cues of the other individuals around them.

And so you get this kind of emergent behavior that you know is greater than the

sum of its parts in a lot of cases.

Joe: You brought up humans right off the bat, and I was just thinking about it

’cause you’re like, oh, humans don’t typically, but the one time they do is a mob kind

of mentality. If a

Josh: Yeah. Crowd dynamics get really

interesting.

Joe: Yeah. Yep.

Nick: They’re a witch. They’re a witch.

5Joe: you don’t,

Nick: yeah.

Joe: you either join the mob or you get out the way of the mob as it’s coming to-

wards you because you’re, you can’t stop it. Like it is very, it’s, it is one of those inter-

esting dynamic entities that go, that it fits more probably into, like you said, crowd dy-

namics that concerts or shows.

There was just folks doing studies on that about trying to mathematically predict

crowd dynamics [00:04:00] to make, events safer at, , ’cause you have this event, you

have, , like Lollapalooza, all these big events, all these people, and there is some, once

the nucleus starts, you can then pattern.

And so if you can have a drone or something overhead, you can catch what are

you

making

nothing.

Just

for?

Nick: the idea of trying to study a bunch of drunk people and just

Josh: I mean that just

Nick: let’s see how this works.

Josh: at a festival and, when the main act gets on stage, then you feel that crush of

the crowd as

Joe: That’s right.

Josh: push forward,

Nick: Oh,

Josh: even though there’s no space to get any

closer. go any closer. Yeah.

6Joe: just need to get as close as you possibly can. That’s where the best seat is.

Josh: yeah. and God held The person in front of you.

Yeah,

Nick: But yeah the idea of just studying all these drunk people is hilarious. I love

Joe: they don’t have to be drunk. I mean, it could be the,

Nick: if you’re at Lollapalooza, tell me how many people are not drinking heavily.

There’s all day.

Joe: There’s a few in there that, that’s

Nick: or high [00:05:00] as all get up.

Joe: I don’t know. I don’t

Josh: just a few bad actors.

Joe: yeah. Exactly. They run a very tight ship down

Nick: Yeah. I’ve never done that.

Josh: Have you been down to Grant Park when it’s around, like you’re not getting

anything in there?

Joe: That’s right. It’s, they lock it

Nick: You can’t get over the fence at

Josh: Tight security. No way.

Joe: No one’s looking the other way. It’s

Nick: think they only caught a guy with a broken leg.

Joe: I

Josh: buddy of mine, minute up.

Buddy and I went to Riot Fest when we when he turned 30 and we were laughing

that the second day the drugs we were smuggling in was ibuprofen because we were

so sore from the first day of the festival.

Joe: Yeah.

7Josh: Joys of getting older.

Nick: oh

Joe: yeah, it happens. We don’t, we have to do an aging episode or something

like that. Yeah,

I had a few characteristics. We already touched on some of ’em. It always is large

numbers. The swarms usually consist of dozens to millions of [00:06:00] individuals.

Collective movement talked about that these kind of, they become synchronized co-

hesive movements in response to these stimuli.

Predator threats, food sources, your favorite band getting on stage. You started

having this movement self-organization. The swarms behavior emerges from local in-

teractions between individuals. And so since we

Josh: emerge

Joe: that’s an emergent phenomenon, right? Adaptive some

of these can be adaptive evolutionary advantages to predatory avoidance, forging

efficiency, environmental adaptation.

So swarming isn’t just, , always a chaotic, , there’s some threat, but it could actually

have some purpose. And then dynamic structure those swarms can change shape,

density, direction, very fluid and responding to the internal and external pressures of

push and pull of the group.

So it is very yeah, very.

Josh: very varied. You know, I think as you’re listing off all those characteristics, it

covers a wide variety of

[00:07:00] And you have a lot of different reasons, a lot of different environmental

cues and stuff driving that swarming behavior. So depending on what species you’re

talking about it, it gets really fascinating.

8I mean, I had a number of things come off the top of my head when you men-

tioned animal swarms, and when I did some just kind of brief diving into it. It’s really

interesting once you start comparing all the different types of swarm behavior and,

you know, reasons behind it and types of species that it occurs in, you know, every-

thing from invertebrates like jellyfish to, you know, we’re talking about humans, you

know, the highest order by some measures of vertebrate.

Joe: No, you’re right. And even microbial populations like that. I was looking up

slime molds have this kind of behavior that they were searching for food or response

to threats. But I was

Josh: A bloom.

Joe: algal blooms.

Yeah, that was, I was gonna, that kind of leads us into, I think if you I mean maybe

let’s, we can do a game, everyone listening, but when someone says [00:08:00] animal

swarm swarms in fiction, what your mind goes to probably one movie.

Josh: I, think we’re probably thinking of the same

Joe: Probably. Yes. Whatcha thinking over there?

Nick: as always go with the Marvel comic.

Joe: Oh, you’re going, you went warm. Which one? Oh,

Nick: He is a you

Joe: your you mean, spider-Man villain. Okay. Yeah. That’s your go-to.

Nick: Yeah. I don’t know why it’s, I mean,

Joe: at that, the

insects

Josh: you’re thinking, Hitchcock,

Joe: I am thinking Hitchcock, the birds.

Yes. Oh yes.

9Nick: didn’t even think of that one.

Josh: Yeah, that’s like the classic swarm movie.

Nick: And I’ve even read so many things that were like, birds are swarms. And I’m

like, are they though?

Joe: No the

Josh: interestingly, the bird behavior in that movie doesn’t fit some of the swarm

characteristics because the birds are acting very individually.

Joe: right. They

Josh: Like they, they have a concerted [00:09:00] purpose, you know, destroy all

humans. But they’re not, they’re, you know, they’re not acting in this way where they’re

influenced by the neighbors

working They’re, you know, they are somewhat more individual and

random.

Joe: Yep. And they give the background For those who might not know or have

heard of the Birds, it was an Albert Hitchcock classic horror, masterpiece. 1963. When

it came out, it was actually based on a short story by Daphne Du Mare in 1952.

That was its literary foundation. In the short story. It was the birds were an allegory

to Nazi Germany and being invaded and being taking over. So it was this,

Nick: so it’s time for a remake,

Joe: it’s time for remake and yeah. And so very Cold War theme thematic at that

time.

If you think about, in, in the fifties [00:10:00] early fifties, that was one the minds of

a lot of folks. The movie, it takes place at a fictional coastal town. Like the main charac-

ters, there’s a guy in his love interest. They go to a small house.

And then these birds are just flocking around and then start attacking them in this

kind of way. And it’s, in these movies where you do have swarm somewhat, they repre-

10sent symbols of, societal fears the. Uncontrollable. And, dangerous coming at you in a

way that you can’t get away.

Sporadic you have all this. So that is, that was there and it probably led

Nick: was a horror movie,

Josh: Or.

Joe: Or phobia. There it is.

Nick: so you classify this as a horror movie, right? Horror movie,

Joe: Horror movie? Yeah. I don’t hold on time.

I mean, that’s what it’s classified as. I didn’t

Josh: Yeah.

Joe: give it mean.

official.

Josh: not going rogue on us. It’s definitely, it’s a horror classic.

Nick: Oh, I, okay. I

Joe: might make it a romance. I don’t know. It’s a, you know,

Nick: I didn’t know [00:11:00] if it had to do with what age you were when you

first, not making an old joke, of course, but

Josh: the birds the birds murder people

Joe: they do. Yeah,

Josh: uh, the, this, this island that they’re on, this little town gets slowly invaded by

birds and there’s all these looming intense shots of birds lining, you know, the

power

Joe: The playground, when she goes to get, they get the kids come out and they

get in the car and all the birds, there’s one there and then they look back, there’s five

and they look back and they’re, it is just then just the whole playground is covered

with birds.

11and her

Nick: the movie, but I just don’t remember feeling fear from that one.

Joe: I I mean personally,

that’s

Nick: why I was like, wait, I don’t actually like it’s been a minute since I’ve seen it.

Joe: Yeah.

Nick: But Yeah. That’s

why I was like I don’t remember if it was like an

Joe: I think it’s very I think it’s, I think you have, the horror genre, you have that

element of fear and that’s part of it there, that you have this kind of looming threat.

That’s always there. And you think of horror movies, from, Jason Freddy, classics,

but [00:12:00] the birds, they were just looming threat that was there. And you have

this kind of presence,

Josh: all about building up

Joe: yeah, there’s sharp beaks and they’re erratic movements just pecking at you

and just really

Nick: I mean, crows can take people down

Joe: no,

I don’t, I’m not messing with no crows. I mean, they’re

Josh: wouldn’t.

Joe: I

do want a

do not. Birds they hold grudges, like crows, I think mag pies,

Josh: Yeah.

Joe: they actually, they will re, they remember your face

and your family line.

12They

Josh: Every single species you just mentioned are all members of the Corvid

Nick: Yep.

Joe: Oh, okay. and the Corvids are all some of the smartest birds in the

Nick: They will either love you or

Josh: you’re right, they will definitely recognize people and they will hold a

grudge.

I think there’s even been stories of pros basically telling other pros

Josh: To watch out for.

Joe: yep. Yeah. It almost seems like it’s passed through lineage, like so that their

progeny has the same grudge. Like it’s a, it’s generational.

Like it takes

I

Nick: love that. It is such a [00:13:00] pettiness that I

Joe: Yeah.

Nick: I thrive to. It’s if I hate you, yeah. My whole bloodline’s

Joe: we’re all,

Josh: it’s also the people that are good to They’ll also pass down like the people

that, that feed them and leave stuff out for them. Like they’ll pass along that informa-

tion also. So it’s not entirely negative. You just don’t want to get on their bad

Joe: No, you don’t.

Nick: accidentally run one

Joe: the the, I think the crow that would bring the one guy that left bread and stuff

out for it or food out. It would bring them money, rolled up little, it would go, it would

scour the city for ball. Lost money and then bring it back. And then drop it off.

13Yeah. Yeah. And just drop it off. It was like a value and that the per the person left

the food was excited to get, some money, but I just figured this bird now is attacking

people and has taking their money. It’s like

Didn’t

Nick: he use that money to buy better food for that one

Joe: maybe. Yeah, that would be nice.

Nick: Just pocket this one.

And

Josh: buys better food for himself. Yeah. Screw that bird.

Joe: and you might notice too, but like in, in the birds there were many different

[00:14:00] bird species, and usually birds don’t flock together, that saying comes from

that. So it, it was a very, that also made it ominous that you had all these different birds

Josh: Yeah, like why did all

Against humans all of a sudden,

Joe: Yeah.

Josh: And the isolated nature of the movie as well, because you didn’t know what

was happening in the rest of the world.

kept it?

really isolated on just those characters. So is it this island? Is it everywhere? And at

the end of the movie, they just the murderous birds just fly off into

the

Joe: right. Yeah. They stop, they break apart and it was a whole

maternal,

I don’t know, there was like some other weird. Storylines in there. But yeah, the

birds, they fought ’em off and then they just walk out the house and the birds are like,

just chilling. And they go off and it’s like, all right, it’s everyone’s happy.

14Go off

Josh: But did they go out to attack somebody else,

Nick: I hope so.

Josh: Like you don’t know, like they leave everything unexplained.

Nick: I hope they did. You know, it’s just Hey, another day, all right, we got this

town done. Let’s go to the next one tomorrow. [00:15:00] Yeah. Same time. Yeah. And

Joe: so the

Josh: Yeah. I mean, as a species, humans do have it coming.

Joe: me too, I mean, and it was there’s some historical evidence that that Hitch-

cock got the idea from a real. Bird attack in North Monterey Bay in 1961. So thousands

of like sea birds exhibited disorientated aggressive behavior. And they came to find

out it was a omic acid.

Nick: Oh, I was gonna guess moldy bread

Joe: it that you get poison from diatoms and you were mentioning the microbial

blooms.

Algal blooms, the red tide. That’s what this is. And it’s a neurotoxin that’s that’s

produced by a certain marine algae that actually disrupts the nervous system by mim-

icking the neurotransmitter glutamate leading to kind of overstimulation, neuronal

damage and symptoms like seizures, memory loss, and confusion.

And so you had all these birds like kind of swarm into Monterey, right? That’s

right. Yeah. And they go And [00:16:00] so he had at that story, at this event occurred

near his residence. And maybe gave that final inspiration.

Josh: Hitchcock’s

residence.

Joe: Yep.

Josh: Oh, wow.

15Joe: So that was interesting there, that it did have this kind of real world connec-

tion that you could have a bunch of birds just go crazy, a bunch of angry birds you

know, so

Nick: he was the one that passed them all off.

Joe: off. He’s the one that did it.

Nick: He was like, you know what? This would be a great story. Let’s see how that

would turn out.

Joe: The other thing is. Is the groups of bird names. I just always get a kick out of

looking those up. Like a wake of buzzards, a murder of crows. The most famous, prob-

ably a convocation of eagles, a mob of emus , an asylum of loons, the squadron of

pelicans.

They just have these really cool names, you know, it’s

Josh: of starlings.

Joe: It’s I just love it. It’s who is naming these per what was the motivation there?

It’s

Josh: Oh yeah.

Joe: they don’t

Josh: I just imagine It was some old English guy [00:17:00] in the edu Edwardian

period, like sitting back, smoking a pipe, just like coming up with names for random

groups of

Joe: at that wake of

Nick: Like,

why did fish get the short end of the stick here? It’s just a school of fish,

Joe: a school of fish.

Nick: Not any specific kind.

Joe: you know, a herd of cows. We don’t get anything like, you know, not a.

16Josh: I mean, in the Christian conception of the world fish don’t even count as

meat. So they’ve always been getting the short end of the stick.

Nick: They aren’t animals, they’re

Joe: But birds also have that. I think they’re, I think they’re easy to fear. They can

fly. They have the high ground. If we’ve learned anything from Star Wars,

Nick: I have the high ground kin.

Joe: But they do, and they have talons. They have beaks. They’re ready to go.

, humans really aren’t

Josh: no one wants to get attacked by

Joe: it’s you

Nick: They’re pretty much flying dinosaurs, wil mor de kin say about

Josh: Oh yeah.

I mean, have you ever been attacked by a red wing blackbird? We’ve got them

around this area,

uh, all over

Uh, Have you been attacked? What is the.

I have, [00:18:00] yeah. They’re about the size of a robin and they get really ag-

gressive when they defend their nests in the summer when they’re laying their eggs

and raising their yu.

And so if you pass too close to their nest, they will dive bomb. You. yeah. I’ve total-

ly been attacked. They’ve nest in the parks around here.

Joe: yeah, there it is. So I didn’t know if you were out

Josh: You laugh, but you just wait.

Joe: Antagon. No I’ve had my fair share of dive bombs. So when I was a grad stu-

dent at Arizona State University, they have the palm trees and there were crows, or

some blackbird that lived up in these palms.

17And during probably nesting season, they would swoop down as you walk

through campus. So there were certain, walkways that if you went down, they were go-

ing to swoop down the top of your head. And it always freaked me out. Just one step

to the birds, man.

That was it. They just get together you know what? Let’s just mess that dude up

right there. Let’s make an example out of that one human. And I bet you the rest of hu-

mans aren’t gonna come this way. I mean,

it’s

Nick: a good way, it’s a good method. I agree. [00:19:00] If I saw someone get hit

in the head with a bird, I’d be like,

Joe: that’s right.

Yeah, I’m done. I mean, out of all of the animal swarms. I think birds I think birds

are up there. I think the next one, and maybe might take it as wasps, I think just a, a

swarm of

Josh: Yeah. I wouldn’t wanna, I wouldn’t want a swarm of any kind of stinging

Joe: right? Yes. Yes.

Nick: I

Josh: bees or wasps

or Hornets.

Joe: i mean, like honeybees. I don’t know why

you want a swarm of honeybees around you. I want

but they’re usually not violent. So is it just a lot of honeybees that you agitate?

Josh: Honeybees were actually one of the things that we dealt with pretty often as

part of my wildlife control. We did bees, wasp, and hornets and some other insect

species. Honeybees swarm regularly is part of their normal lifecycle, the greater lifecy-

cle of the colony. When they reach a certain size, usually in the spring or later in the

18end of the summer, they’ll produce a new queen and half the hive, half the colony will

split off with the [00:20:00] old queen and they’ll swarm out into the environment

somewhere and look for a new place to establish a new hive.

And so this swarm will be like a basketball sized ball of bees that will just kinda

hang in a tree or maybe off the gutter of your house or something like that. And they

are not aggressive in that

They’re just balled up, protecting the queen in the center of that ball and sending

out scouts in the surrounding area to try to find a good place that they can move into

basically.

Nick: oh damn.

Josh: And so we would get calls periodically about that type of behavior and, you

know, have to try to explain to people sometimes with more success than others. That

no, really don’t do anything with it. Don’t spray them with a hose. Don’t, you know, just

leave them alone and they will go away and at most, a day or two,

Joe: Yeah. Out of all the flying stinging animals, honeybees are like the sweetest,

no pun intended.

Josh: least the ones that we have around here,[00:21:00]

Joe: Yeah. Oh, are they, are there

Josh: one of, one of the things I, one of the things I had in my note to talk about

was Africanized

Joe: Okay. All right. Yes.

Josh: Because I remember as a kid, killer Bees being such a huge news story and

this big sensational thing and like even watching you know, made for TV movies about

towns getting attacked by giant swarms

with killer bees. Yeah. So that, that, like when I was a kid, killer Bees were up there

with like

19Joe: Now, I was gonna say quicksand

Josh: that I thought I really

Joe: we talked

about, we talk about quicksand quite a bit, not being the threat that we thought it

was.

Nick: and the murder

Josh: I thought it was gonna be

Nick: episode or two ago.

Joe: Yeah.

things did we

Nick: where you were just like expecting to run into ’em.

Yeah. Just.

Josh: Yeah. Hey, one day I’m gonna need to know what to do about quicksand

because it’s gonna happen inevitably.

Joe: gotta have your belt and a stick and flatten out. I mean, yeah. You had a

whole

Yeah.

All the time.

interacted with no quicksand yet. I’m a little disappointed.

Nick: I’m very

Joe: Yeah.

Nick: This life has let me

Joe: change and no murder bees either. Luckily, I’m, I’ve been I’ve been

[00:22:00] lucky on that

Josh: seemed to have gotten stopped by the winter, which is always

had heard, is

20They’re not adapted for overwintering European honeybees are. And so they

would only get so far. But I guess that’s another thing that we can look forward to with

global warming is killer bees will continue their march to conquer North America.

Nick: Yes.

Josh: But they’re like, end em to the southwest and southeast now.

Joe: Wow.

Josh: As far as I know they’ve got them. I don’t know how common they are com-

pared to other species, but there’s definitely reports I saw even up to Georgia and

Tennessee. So they’re out there, man, you gotta watch out for killer

bees. More, more likely than quicksand.

Joe: Yeah, that’s for now, just wait until the killer quicksand. Just when you

thought it was safe

Josh: that turns into killer bees

Joe: Quicksand filled with killer bees at the

Wait,

you get sucked in, they’re

oh, I was

Josh: as, as you’re down, the killer bees are

coming out and stinging you as you’re sinking into the quicksand.

Nick: they’re eating [00:23:00] your feet alive first. You’re just like, oh

Josh: you can get the,

Joe: What’s

Josh: the overly dramatic Nicholas Cage death like

Nick: The

Joe: bees,

Josh: The bees, they’re in my mouth.

21Nick: the bear.

Joe: So after the birds and the bees,

Nick: what happens

next? Joe,

Joe: How we go? Locus

Like locus is probably up there, like for a story. Like it’s just, I mean, it’s biblical,

right?

Josh: One of the

Joe: that’s a if you’re thinking

Josh: Yeah, locusts are really interesting

Uh, like actually

Joe: ants.

Nick: yeah. Over locus.

Joe: I think,

I think locusts are

Josh: are also really

Nick: I don’t know. I just thinking like between ants and locusts, that would go

next. Ants I feel would be the next one

Joe: Locusts are biblical, right? I maybe there’s a ant but able story, but

Nick: I don’t know. I don’t

Joe: Locus are.

Fairly destructive too. They actually destroy millions and billions of dollars worth of

crops like every year. Like it’s, they [00:24:00] are a real,

Nick: don’t they have those ants that like torture people for whenever they swarm

up on people, torture people like they’ve,

Joe: You mean like fire

22Nick: ants? No, the bullet ants.

Joe: the bullet bulletins. I mean,

Nick: Oh, am I mixing

Josh: think you’re thinking about

Nick: army ants?

Josh: which don’t really attack people swarm them. Animals that have reputations

like that, like you have to really mess with them. You have to earn it to get attacked by

a lot of animals

like that. Uh,

Joe: ants.

I can’t.

Those ants are doing nothing to you. They’re just

chilling.

Josh: videos of army ants, like they move in these giant swarms they actually don’t

have permanent hive spaces like ants do. Like they don’t dig tunnel systems in the

earth and stuff. They move in these giant constant swarms through the forest. So you

gotta really put yourself in danger’s way to get attacked by these army ants or, I don’t

know, maybe be like, tied up by a snidely whiplash style villain

and left it in their, I guess didn’t they have that in the, one of those Indiana Jones

Joe: What they like [00:25:00] Uh, honey or something, or they do

Josh: Yeah. And then, then

For the army ants. Yeah.

Nick: See that one I,

Josh: maybe if you do

Joe: was it. But locusts are like, I think a real threat.

23Josh: Well, locusts have two different types of life cycles if they’re, if food is plenti-

ful, they’re fairly solitary and they’re basically just a species of brass hopper. And when

conditions occur that force them to congregate together once they start rubbing up

against each other, if that happens too frequently in a certain amount of time, they’ll

actually start.

Changing their physiology, they’ll get like bigger and the spines on their ex-

oskeleton get bigger and they actually undergo this whole physiological change and

behavioral change, and they’ll start that swarming And so you get those, the biblical

swarms

Joe: Yeah.

Josh: And when they’re in that form, yeah, you can have swarms of millions that

just spread across the countryside for miles devastating

Joe: Yeah. They go any plant life I mean,

Josh: yeah. [00:26:00]

Joe: not localized to just like a neighborhood.

They travel

Josh: And that often happens in like drought conditions and times where food is

scarce. And so that makes them even more dangerous because then they, you know,

the stories of swarms, of locusts destroying people’s crops are really true. And like that

kind of stuff does and can happen,

Nick: Alright. I, given the, I’ll put.

Locust above

Joe: That’s like Exodus, man, one of the 10 plagues of Egypt sent by God to pun-

ish the

pharaohs for refusing to free to Israelites.

Josh: The wrath of God right

24Joe: I mean, they’re,

Listen, if they’re

around.

You know,

Nick: if someone’s gonna swarm me with Locus, I’ll just get my murder of crows

on ’em.

Okay.

Joe: I don’t know. I think the locust could take down the

Nick: I don’t think so.

listen.

Josh: of crows.

You got millions of locusts,

Joe: yeah, they just got the numbers on

Josh: but maybe it would be a smorgasbord for the right

Joe: That’s true. I guess locusts aren’t at the top of the food chain, so they

would have to bow [00:27:00] down.

Like we, we talked about

Josh: about a swarm we had locally here the cicadas, the

periodical,

Joe: CRCs, right?

Josh: Just last year in Illinois in this area, we had a brood of 13 year cicadas and a

brood of 17 year cicadas,

which are different subs.

Joe: Crc.

Josh: subspecies of cicadas that only hatch every so often. They don’t come

out every year.

25Joe: person in the region that didn’t go out and find some

Nick: I don’t think I’ve seen a single,

Josh: news

stories all

Joe: was like everything.

I don’t

Nick: think there was a single cicada in my neighborhood.

Josh: Mean had to go, I mean right. It’s, there’s in in really heavily urban areas.

They didn’t show up that much because the, their eggs have been underground for

13 or 17 years. So if you’ve had a lot of development in your area, then, you know,

they dug up all those eggs along with whatever earth they tilled, you know, to make

development.

So there were a lot of areas around here, like where I live in Chicago, there

[00:28:00] wasn’t really. Much, although there was some down in our park down by

the lake. But we really didn’t have those huge numbers that they had in other areas of

Illinois especially where these two broods overlapped. Which was something that

happens only every 221 years when the 13 and 17 years cicadas line up so that both

broods are hatching at the same time.

And if you’ve never been somewhere where that was occurring, they’re literally

everywhere. They’re all over the trees, like end to end covering the trees and all litter-

ing all over the ground. It’s unreal. And local animals love it. Everything eats cicadas,

basically. Even even things like squirrels eat cicadas during those times.

Joe: poor cicadas. They’re just there chilling, brooding, and

Nick: you woke up to get

Joe: That’s right.

26Josh: 13 years underground just to come up and serve as a smorgasbord buffet

for everything around you.

Nick: So they’re at like the [00:29:00] bottom of the list on swarms that we

Joe: right? Yeah. They’re probably

Josh: Cs are the very bottom of the

Joe: Those are No danger to

Josh: And they’re just food.

Joe: just go out, you want to seek that swarm out. You’re like, let’s go see the

CRCs at the park. I mean, it was fun. We went down to the cab ar, and they were all

over the place.

Mean, you were just, you walk a few feet and you’re getting hit by CRCs. They

were,

Nick: yeah. I don’t think I’ve seen any of them this, whenever that happened last,

Josh: Oh, you missed out

Joe: didn’t

Yeah, I didn’t see any,

gotta, wait, you said 220 years,

Nick: Hopefully I’ll be dead in at least half that

Josh: for both of those 13 and 17

years 13 years or 17 years, you’ll have another brood happening, right? Is that the

cycle? 13

in this area. And there’s multiple broods in our region of the US.

Joe: Okay.

Josh: So there’s other areas that will have 13 or 17

year cicadas match at different times. So if you’re really missing it, there’ll be

something next year or this year

27you can chase ’em down.

Nick: I’m pretty sure I’m good. [00:30:00] I don’t need to go see all these flying

bugs.

Joe: It’s moving down

Josh: saw people online doing recipes with the

Joe: That’s right. Yeah. They were talking the

Josh: Try to, you know, fry ’em up, make little cicada tacos or

Joe: And it was like the younger ones, that hadn’t multi was at the,

Josh: Yeah. You wanna get ’em right when they come out of the ground apparent-

ly, because they’re still kind of soft shell, you want the soft

shell

Joe: don’t want the

Josh: not the uh,

Joe: ones the crunchy ones Throw back. It’s got the crunch. You don’t want ’em

Munch.

You go. That’s it.

Josh: are big.

Joe: They are, I don’t know. I’ve been, have you eaten a lot? I mean, I’ve had meal-

worms.

Nick: How many cicadas have you eaten, Joe?

Joe: Zero.

Josh: mealworms and I’ve had some grasshoppers that were pretty small

grasshoppers as, as far as those things go,

Joe: I haven’t had any other insects. There’s a place they make

Josh: not bad, you know, prime up, a little Cajun seasoning.

Just try not to think about what you’re eating.

28Joe: yeah.

Josh: They’re not bad.

Joe: Like spiders they probably taste tastes a lot like, you know,

Josh: I don’t know. That might be too far for

me.

Joe: They’re like land shrimp, right?

Nick: I thought that would be [00:31:00] cockroaches.

Joe: no, cockroaches are insects. Yeah. No, that’s a whole different line. That’s a,

that’s some hard times there.

That’s,

cockroaches

Nick: were the land shrimp. No. Is that not true?

Joe: No.

Nick: Or is that land crabs?

Joe: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Let’s move along. Now it’s kind. I’m

talking about ticks or something over there.

Nick: What

Joe: land crafts. That’s, yeah.

Nick: all

Josh: You mentioned ticks. I had a couple of movies that I was gonna bring up

and I dunno if you guys have ever heard of the movie Ticks.

It was an older movie definitely like a b or C tier horror movie about giant

mutated

In the mountains, attacking some coeds. But the best part of it is Howard’s broth-

er, Clint Howard noted, excellent character actor Clint Howard who plays one of the

hillbilly criminals who’s growing weed in the mountains that is also defending their

29weed fields against the giant mutated ticks. And he of course, [00:32:00] gets at-

tacked and then there’s lots of great practical special effects if you like, those kinds of

beats here, horror movies. But it does involve, the movie does involve a giant swarm

of giant mutated ticks attacking people in the mountains.

Joe: Those are their best. That’s like Piranha. That was also

Josh: Yeah. Yeah. that’s kind A swarm movie.

You Ana,

Joe: Yes. did

Nick: I’m gonna throw this one out there.

Joe: oh. He’s been, see, he’s been sitting on this

Josh: can’t even say it.

Joe: Yeah,

Nick: I need a minute.

Joe: All right.

Why don’t we do that. I was gonna say my next, the next swarm that I think of are

rats,

Like rats are like, you know, and just the Pied Piper, of Hemel Hamlin. You had, dis-

eases, a lot of things have corresponded to.

Rat infestations in civilization, especially urban civilization of, , black plague, black

death. I mean, you had, things like that. So it is

Josh: Although that was more due to the fleas than

just gotta [00:33:00] they were the the rat’s, Reputation

on,

Joe: I am. They were the conduit though,

Now we’re gonna

had the fleas that actually then were moving, they were

30Josh: It’s a two way street, you know? I mean, the people weren’t all that clean

themselves either. The fleas were going back and forth pretty readily. don’t think we

can totally blame the

Joe: That’s why you have, women who had cats who didn’t, at that time, didn’t die

or get catch the plague. They were considered, , witches. But really they, because the

cats kept the rats away from spreading the f fleas da that they live, but then they got

persecuted as, you know, set of oh, that’s a smart idea.

We all should have a dozen cats. And

that’s,

Nick: where the mob mentality comes in.

Joe: the mob mentality

Josh: You’re right.

Joe: So you were, and when you were talking about the locusts rubbing up

against each other, and then all of a sudden you get this kind of angry mob I thought

of a concert venue , someone rubs up against someone the wrong way and then all of

a sudden you gotta, you got something happening.

Nick: So would shark NATO be considered a swarm?

Joe: know what, [00:34:00] you stop it as I, my youngest son, we were talking my

age, 14, I’ll be 15 a little bit. And we were, we, I said what the episode was gonna be

and he was like, are you gonna talk about Sharknato? I was like,

Nick: You know,

Joe: it. They just had a few sharks. It wasn’t a lot of sharks. Sharknato.

Josh: Hey. I’m happy to talk about

Sharknato though. That’s just good fun.

Nick: this is like the fifth episode in a

Joe: We’ve talked about Sharknato and other

31Josh: Have you, have, you talked about Steve Sanders from Beverly Hills 9 0 2 1

oh. Leaping through a shark with a chainsaw

like chainsaw. First he leaps through the shark.

Joe: Was that the first shark nato or one of the subsequent shark NATOs?

Josh: Not sure they all blend together.

Joe: work together?

I mean,

it was like four. I mean, that’s where people like, they, they’re like, I got this idea.

But it’s dumb.

Josh: were definitely too

Joe: yeah you just go, you just, you always look at shark NATO and go, that’s, if

they went into some room and [00:35:00] pitch that movie, you can pitch any idea you

got.

Just take faith and go,

Josh: Sharknado five, we’re still milking

Joe: right. Yeah.

It’s

Nick: Oh, and then they’re just milking a shirt.

Joe: Okay. That’s not how that works, but all

Nick: for this one it does because

Joe: made genetically engineered sharks with little tets.

Josh: They’re getting really creative

Nick: I think we’re gonna be able to pitch this one. Guys.

Joe: be I’m, there’s a, we’ve had a lot of movie ideas on these episodes.

This is one I’m not gonna be behind. I’m gonna leave this to Nick. He is. Got it.

Hold.

32What else you got? Anything?

Nick: Yeah, so that,

Joe: I mean, that’s, that was on my, and then Ants, I did have ants on my list, but

we touched upon them. Everything else is in there. I mean, the fictionalized, spiders

there was movies about that, like ACH phobia.

Josh: Arag phobia.

Joe: The nineties. That was one

Josh: There was one in the early two thousands I think called, just called Big Ass

Spiders.

Joe: Yep.

Eight. Yeah,

Josh: giant spiders there, eight legged, eight legged freaks, I

Joe: Eight legged free. But those are, but see, [00:36:00] that’s, those are giant

spiders. There’s a lot of ’em

Josh: They’re like fifties sci-fi

throwback

Joe: Yeah. Like them and those types of movies, but just you have a movie where

normal size it, there was, you know what, there was one also B Horror kind of The

frogs.

Nick: Oh, yes.

Joe: And it was like that the seventies

Josh: I’ve seen that VHS cover, but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen the

Joe: and they had a bunch in the seventies. People can go and look, but that was

the environmental kind of movies of animals attacking, you know, humans encroach-

ing on their land. So developers are coming in, they bought the cheap land, and then

the animals kind of rally and then go.

33But the frogs was exactly that, where they were there, and then the frogs started

killing. People one by one,

Nick: do zombies fall under swarms?

Joe: I was gonna say that I had that.

Nick: I had that written down as a note.

Joe: I think they

Josh: That was my thought first for human swarms in fiction. The first thought I had

was zombies

Joe: [00:37:00] I think would fit.

they bunched together And it was interesting because I think in movies or books

you have that idea of zombies. If you, you have the initial outbreak the demise of hu-

manity and the rise of the zombie. And then they appear that they do follow then a

swarm like mentality and behavior

I think z Nation that was at TV show.

Josh: Oh, I love Z

Joe: Yeah. And they had, but they had the swarms. They would go, oh, a swarm of

zombies are headed our way. And they had to get inside. And this whole, this herd, it

was like almost a herd of zombies would go through looking for almost like locusts,

looking for

Josh: Definitely. Following swarm behavior.

Joe: Yeah. So it is really, I think it would be interesting, I would say yes. That they

would find it and yeah, if there’s a food, like if you, there’s a bunch of zombies that are

disorganized and then there’s a stimulus event, they all then converge and actually fol-

low that [00:38:00] behavior to get at that that,

Josh: Yeah. I mean, that basic setup is in pretty much every zombie movie.

Joe: So I

34Josh: You think you’re hidden and then a noise attracts

Joe: that’s right. Yeah. And then one, and then

Josh: then they all swarm.

Joe: They’re all triangulate on that position and you got trouble. Yeah. Especially if

they’re fast moving zombies, which I have issues with, but, okay, we’ll move on. ’cause

that’s not, this is not

oh

Josh: That just seems unfair to the

Joe: Yes, it

Nick: does.

Joe: I, my whole gripe with that people know, is that I don’t know how you gain

ability after you go into a decay state. Okay. That’s all I’m gonna mention with

Nick: See Joe with science,

Joe: it’s just hand waving. I know, but it’s my job to call it out. But it is

Josh: You gotta draw the line somewhere.

I’m, I’m with you. How do you get faster and a limitless supply of energy as a zom-

bie when you didn’t have that as a human shambling? I understand. You know, you’re

barely

Joe: Yeah. They’re all right. But there’s folks that, it’s [00:39:00] like you weren’t

running that fast. When you were alive. Okay. So why are we running

Josh: We’re running for that long. I don’t know if you guys are runners, but you

know, if you are not out there running regularly, you can’t maintain a fast pace for very

long.

Nick: it’s all about the lung capacity though.

Joe: No lung capacity. They’re

Josh: is the lung capacity of an average

35Nick: I’d say none. So like

Josh: the, zombie virus negate the

Nick: drops down to zero and then it just goes infinite. That’s not

Josh: with no lungs? You don’t have to breathe. You could run forever,

solve it.

Nick: Boom

Joe: that was the idea that in,

Nick: was it Walking

Joe: Dead or which movie was that? Or was it Walking Dead where he had, they

had him exhale.

But he was a zombie. Like it was like a cold day when they did the shot and you

saw like a little breath of air you know, the kind of

Josh: I’m

Joe: Yeah, it

I don’t remember

Dead. It was like a mistake. It was one of the episodes where they shot it and one

of the [00:40:00] characters were supposed to be a zombie, but then they were clearly

breathing like a living human.

It was just

Josh: Oh, like they weren’t supposed to.

That wasn’t supposed to

Joe: I always do this ’cause I think it’s fun, but the earliest fictional

yeah. Right there.

Nick: Example.

Joe: I, yeah, I’m married. Yes. I’m a

Nick: This is tearing you up now with

36Joe: It is, I’m feeling very emotional about those zombies.

Nick: Yeah. You got a earliest, lemme guess it’s the Bible or

Josh: locus

Nick: Or, there was some Egyptian hieroglyphics that was found on the wall and it

predated back to a hundred bc

Joe: It’s, our favorite here. It’s the epic of

that story.

has like everything.

Nick: No, this is not acceptable.

Joe: has swarming lions.

And the Bulls of heaven. I mean, that’s

Nick: No, that doesn’t, no,

Josh: knew how to.

Joe: [00:41:00] But every episode it’s that is, that’s just what,

Nick: what’s, I’m gonna call BS on this one.

Joe: it’s there. Then the Iliad, they’re battling swarming bees, birds, locusts all the

kind of ancient swarming of animals in there. Yeah. The Bible, of course, that’s proba-

bly close to the age of the epic of Gilgamesh. Yeah,

you had, divine comedy, Dante , 1320 ce swarm hell has swarming like insects.

And then the Pied Piper, that was 14th, 16th century ce. So there’s a bunch. that’s idea.

That swarming animals coming at you is like the ultimate fear. I mean, as a solo, like

one rat isn’t an issue. 10 rats. Okay. You got a small

Nick: Wait, it depends on what size the rat is.

Joe: I mean,

Nick: is it like a New York rat where it’s like a

Josh: I don’t think they exist.

37Joe: You don’t like a [00:42:00] nice muskrat or Right. I mean a sewer rat they get

big

Josh: princess bride quote,

Joe: Oh,

Josh: rodent of unusual size. I don’t think they exist.

Joe: I was like, what are you talking about? I’ve seen it.

Nick: I’ve lived

Josh: Yeah. Something like a, that’s like A rat the size of a pig or a rodent.

Nick: Or what about when a bunch of rats get all tangled up together and they re-

form the rat king?

Josh: The rat kings,

yes.

Joe: What do you do? You need a bunch of rat kings to swarm. You know, can you

have swarming rat kings?

Josh: I think the idea is the rat King controls the rat swarm

Joe: see. Yeah.

Nick: It’s the nest of it that all gets bunched up with their tails and then they just

start like

Yeah,

Josh: moving as one entity.

Joe: But yeah, those were

Josh: You have to imagine, you know, animal swarms are gonna hold just as much

fascination for our ancestors as they do for us, if not more because people used to live

in a much more [00:43:00] intimate relationship with nature. You know, they were out

amongst animals and the wild much more of their day.

38Whereas we’re fairly separated from the natural world. Most of us, certainly if we

live in cities or urban environments, it makes sense that they were including this kind

of stuff in their stories and in their storytelling. For as long as we’ve had stories in sto-

rytelling,

Joe: Yes. No, I agree. And there, there’s a certain themes you can think of, you

know, the kind of, the fear of being overwhelmed, losing control against this kind of

overwhelming force that we have. The nature retaliation. We touched on that kind of

the seventies was really popular, but through history probably had that push and pull.

Have we gone too far? Are we encroaching too much on the natural world? Intelli-

gence and coordination. You just have these kind of, like you, you were saying earlier,

the birds, that’s, it’s not quite a traditional swarm of just chaotic. They were plotting

and planning and really guiding the [00:44:00] humans where they wanted it.

They were almost boxing ’em , wouldn’t let ’em leave the island. I mean, it was this

whole coordinated effort to keep ’em there. And then you just have the overall sym-

bolism as an allegory to societal breakdown, chaos or pre fears. And that’s almost

magnified when we get to the zombie, right?

Because that is our ultimate not even an animal that’s coming or is chaotic. It’s us

that has become the uncontrolled.

and

the ultimate breakdown, like the breakdown of self. I think that’s

Josh: We become our own worst nightmare.

Joe: So you giving me the look over

there? Give me the looks. What’s happening?

Nick: Nothing

Josh: matter, zombies are humans reduced to nothing but instinct.

Joe: Instinct. That’s right. Yeah.

39Josh: the zombie, The zombie swarm is humans without any of our intellect or in-

dividuality.

Joe: Reduced to the lizard brain, right? Is

Nick: yeah. They’re just Out to feed.

But like only on other people.

Joe: should be like a movie

Nick: out to feed.

I mean, that’s the next [00:45:00] zombie movie.

Joe: It is. We gotta do it.

You’ve heard it here out the feed.

Josh: can pitch that after Sharknado

five. right.

Nick: milking it.

Joe: Zombie nato.

Nick: Oh. Oh no.

Josh: Yeah.

Joe: just when you thought it was safe. The zombie twister.

Nick: Only if we can get that one guy back from the last twisters.

Joe: All right. Josh, do you have any advice to give folks if a swarm is approach-

ing?

Josh: Most part, try to get out of the way and relax. They probably aren’t interest-

ed in you.

Joe: oh, there you heard it there.

Crack open

Nick: know if I can

Joe: off.

40Nick: that. gonna panic and then away in a different

Joe: Get the flame You gotta remember the, the first the first commandment of

Douglas Adams. Don’t panic.

Don’t

Josh: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Joe: Yeah.

Nick: Oh man, I thought I was, grab the gasoline.

Joe: have your towel

Josh: Yep.

Joe: a towel

Josh: towel.

Joe: and do it.

Cool. Do you have a favorite [00:46:00] swarm? If you had to be in a swarm sce-

nario which animal which you want. I like a

Josh: Like for my own personal safety or

Joe: what? Whatever you

Josh: oh, no, I, I do, I say I have a favorite swarm. One of the things I didn’t quite

get a chance to bring up, but I guess I’ll bring it up

now, is, Dragonfly. Swarms. So there’s a species of dragonfly that migrates from

the Northern North America area down to the Gulf Coast of America and Mexico the

coast of the Gulf of Mexico.

And they passed through the Great Lakes area. And I live pretty close to a park

that’s right on the lakefront here in Chicago. And so every year around like late July,

August, September, we’ll have hundreds of dragonflies passed through the area. And

when I go down to the beach, you can watch the dragonflies coming in and pre on all

the smaller insects [00:47:00] that are flying around the dune grass and then above

41the dragonflies, all of the swifts and birds that are preying on the dragonflies as they

come through.

And it’s just this really cool display of nature that I love getting to see. And it’s

these huge. Swarms of animals, both the dragonflies and the birds that you know, you

can watch without any fear for yourself like I said, none of them are interested in

you.

Joe: doing their business

until they are, until it’s like that’s the guy over there.

Josh: Yeah. So if you’re lucky enough look out for the dragonfly

Joe: And when’s that about? Like just a

Josh: like late summer, I would say August,

September.

That’s when they’re coming through my area. So coming through Chicago and

then eventually they’re going down to, you know, the southern states, the Gulf Coast.

Joe: then it’s go straight. It’s a straight shot. That is so like through Illinois,

Josh: I, I’ve seen them, I’ve seen them around here for a long [00:48:00] time. I

was trying to figure out a little bit more about them. And they follow a similar migra-

tion pattern to Monarch butterflies. They’re actually a lot harder to track, so they don’t

know nearly as much about the dragonflies migration patterns as they do about

monarch butterflies, but they know that they’re in similar areas, similar timeframes.

They’re seeing them migrate along similar paths at similar times, but they just

don’t know as much about the dragonflies.

Joe: Yeah,

I was like I was gonna say monarchs is probably one also insect. And I just hap-

pened to be at like a conference in, was it Monterey or Sylmar, California. And there

was like some huge tree .

42And they were like, oh, this is a place they’re migrating right now. If you go, it’ll be

thousands of ’em. You know, tens of thousands just hanging around. And so we went

and we didn’t see tens of thousands, but they were like more like hundreds and they

were like, oh, we’re off by. It’s not an exact science like they’re gonna be, but it was like

they had a range of dates and we were just there come back [00:49:00] tomorrow.

And we were like we need to leave. We gotta, you know, it’s not like we, this is it,

this is our shop. But it was, they were there. I mean, you could see I mean, it was prob-

ably the most butterflies that

Josh: still pretty

impressive even

Joe: It was really cool. Yeah, it was really neat and fun. So I did enjoy that.

Nick, you got a favorite swarm?

Nick: Yeah, my murder.

Joe: Your murder.

Crows. You’re

Josh: murder of crows?

Nick: Why would, what’s not to love about them?

Joe: The crow army.

Nick: Yeah. I think befriending them and creating an army to do my bidding

would be the best idea

Joe: There it is.

Josh: Nick’s getting ready to be the villain in birds

Joe: know that’s right.

Nick: Hovering above with my crows

Joe: yeah. There. I can see it now. Feeding them bagels. Yeah. You’re like, here

you go.

43Nick: Anything they want

Joe: you go, yeah, I don’t

Nick: feed my birds. What about you, Joe? What’s your go-to swarm?

Joe: I just said Monterey. I I mean, I like the

motto. You didn’t say

Nick: that [00:50:00] was your

Joe: No. I piggybacked off of that one, but I mean, you know what? I’m a zombie

guy, so I’m just gonna go with, I’m gonna go with zombies. I like it. I threw ’em in there.

They’re animals, you know? Yeah,

Josh: Yeah.

Joe: So

Nick: I’m down for that.

Joe: We’re down for it. And I got my country wisdom, so I’m ready to go. I think I

can make it out.

Nick: I feel like I keep sending you more stuff to add to your country wisdom.

Joe: I know you gave me like the Guide to Survival or something like Yeah. I’m just

adding, I’m there.

Nick: I’m slowly just being like, all right, Joe’s gonna have everything I need.

Joe: just need somebody to be prepared. You, I know you’re your game.

You’re gonna be

Nick: out.

Joe: there dingdong.

Cool. Josh, anything else? Did we, we hit everything we can. Any other bits of wis-

dom you’d like to share

Josh: know, I

44I love animals. I’ll talk about ’em for as long as you want. But that’s, I think we’ve hit

most everything that I wanted to touch on.

Joe: Yeah. The now you were, do you have any fun on our way out, like [00:51:00]

a fun story in your. Career as a pest management. Engineer.

Josh: Yeah.

Joe: Sorry, I put you on the spot now you’re like, they were all

Josh: no, I mean, I was coming in as your, as the animal guy, so I should have had

a story ready. A lot of my stories are just like smaller quick anecdotes. A woman who

called in complaining that she could hear a goose somewhere on the pond that she

lived on, that sounded for forlorn.

Those were her words, and she wanted us to come out and do something about

it. She wasn’t even sure what she wanted us to do about it. She just didn’t like that this

goose sounded sad. I learned a lot about how little people, some people know about

nature in the natural

Joe: It’s a sad are just totally unprepared to deal with living next to animals.

Josh: you know, even if you’re, even if you’re living in the city you’ve got animals

all around you. You know, I saw a coyote in one of the cemeteries just the other day

from the train while I was going to work. I’ve seen raccoons pass me on [00:52:00] the

fire escape at, on my building.

Just walking up past the fire escape, just kinda Hey, how’s it going?

Alright. And I just let ’em go, you know, because they’re just trying to make a living

too.

Nick: Oh, so you don’t trap every animal now, like

Joe: Yeah.

Nick: that’s not like your daily thing

45Josh: no, I, I left my trapping days behind. Me and the animals have a much more

peaceful coexistence now which I’m much happier with.

Joe: And you were just personifying the raccoon. It didn’t really speak to you.

it did. It was, were

you out there? Because that’s

Josh: no I can I can make mental contact with the animals now. No. I literally had a

person tell me one time that, that she like psychically communicated with the rac-

coons living in her house and told them to and that’s how she got rid of her own rac-

coon

Joe: Wow. That’s yeah. So what happened with the sad goose?

Nick: can you tell us what it sounded like?

Josh: I always imagined it sounded like, oh. Just like a really sounding goose.

Once we told her we were a private company and if we came out to do anything for

her, we would have to charge her money for that. [00:53:00] She changed her mind

pretty

quickly.

Joe: okay. There it is. You put money in it. Yeah. The good old capitalism there.

The yep.

Go.

Josh: people care a lot less about the animals around them once you tell them

that, no, your city doesn’t pay for this. We’re a private company, you have to pay for it.

Oh, okay. I guess they’ll be fine.

Joe: Yeah. They’ll ha they’ll spruce up on their own, but

Josh: Yeah.

Nick: the spruce, goose.

46Joe: yeah. Yeah. All right. On that note, I think we should go ahead and wrap up. I

know everyone’s all sad out there. A bunch of sad goose. We gotta go. We’ll be back.

We’ll be back again, I promise.

But

Josh: for having me on, guys.

Joe: thanks

Thank you for coming

on and sharing your knowledge about animal swarms and sad goose.

Nick: Someday we’ll have to go get some shwarma.

Joe: We’ll have to get swarm. That’s right. You know,

Josh: Celebrate the animal swarms

with swar

Joe: And on that note, you’ve got me, Joe.

You got Nick. You got

got Nick. You’ve

Nick: And that was

Joe: And that

Nick: [00:54:00] We went down

some animal hole. So

Joe: Some animal holes, don’t we? We didn’t talk about rabbit swarms. We’re

here. We got a rabbit hole of research

Nick: that just seems like part war.

Josh: don’t rabbits don’t swarm as far as I know. But they can get really overpopu-

lated

so their population’s kind of boom and bust.

Joe: or

47there

Josh: But I don’t know if rabbits really having a lot of swarming behavior, it would

be a very adorable swarm.

Joe: If it would be, I ain’t could see that. Yeah. Except when the hawks come and

the owls and the eagles and then it becomes something

Josh: becomes a very grizzly swarm.

Joe: I write on that note. Y’all stay safe out there. Love you.

Nick: Bye-bye.